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Children! I have important information for you all!

If you listen to "Emo" you are a cunt. "Emo" is music for whiners. Only whining cunts listen to "Emo".

If have have been affected by this unfortunate plague, I will be only to happy to give you some proper music to listen to. Like The Fall. Proper music involves mad northern men with a speed addiction shouting complex metaphors for urban misery. Or My Bloody Valentine. Then you can learn where all your favorite bands stole their guitar sound from.

Or, if you would like a more modern band, that actual young people are listening to, you could all be listening to The Pipettes. This is proper music for children. It is about staggering in from a nightclub at 2am, fucking the tremendously attractive young bit of stuff you picked up while off your tits on strong drink and cheap drunks.

Incidentally, if you are not doing this sort of thing, and are between the ages of 15 and 24, I recommend you start doing it at once. I can say this sort of thing, now I am no longer paid to lie to you in the capacity of being a guidance counsellor.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to join half my staff in tracking down and destroying a number of deeply annoying small musical devices, and then I will be having strong words with one of my staff, regarding more appropriate uses for his little hobbies, and how they might help earn him a pay rise.

After I've beaten him to a pulp, of course.

Date: 2007-02-14 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
I do not like this 'seniority'. It means that you get to hit him and we have to wait in line.

Date: 2007-02-15 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pete.livejournal.com
Schedule some practice time in the gym with him.

Date: 2007-02-14 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
Mr. Wisdom, will you marry me?

(What? If Amanda can ask Marie-Ange, I can ask Mr. Wisdom.)

Date: 2007-02-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com
I'm reading this post aloud to Dom over the phone. I'll spare you the actual editorial comments; suffice to say she's laughing her ass off at you.

Date: 2007-02-15 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pete.livejournal.com
No-one appreciates my efforts to educate the children.

Date: 2007-02-14 11:28 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (giggling)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
And this is why you're the best 'uncle' ever. *grins*

Date: 2007-02-15 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
And what have we learned?

Emo is horrifically contagious, terribly annoying and you have reoccurring bouts for the rest of your life.

So like herpes.

Date: 2007-02-15 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-viento.livejournal.com
I didn't think it was that bad, honestly.

Although, I suppose everything is better when you know you have the option of redirecting the sound to amplify several times in Remy's personal space.

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