x_pete_wisdom: (Default)
[personal profile] x_pete_wisdom
Well, god, that was boring. But on the bright side, only one person shot at me, and he was drunk. And I think I may have said something about his daughter's tits. In my defence, I didn't mean to, but I was having trouble reading my phrase book at the time, because it was dark in that bar, and I'd had a few drinks. His daughter didn't seem to mind that much, anyway.

Anyway: I'm back. In celebration, I have bought coffee and fried pucks of lard dipped in sugar for the office (or doughnuts to the rest of you). They're in the meeting room. Enjoy. I'll be in my office for a bit.

Did I miss anything?

Date: 2007-09-24 05:09 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (mischievous)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Well, in terms of missing things, not so much. Just the part where a crazy person tried to set me up and then went for a joyride in my body. Fun times, especially when Marie-Ange got to bounce my head off the floor, by all accounts.

Date: 2007-09-24 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Have I apologized for that yet? I forget.

Date: 2007-09-24 07:23 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (delicious ale!)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
You did. Several times. The last time with shots, even. *grins*

Date: 2007-09-24 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Just the part where a crazy person tried to set me up and then went for a joyride in my body.

I'm assuming you don't mean Angelo and this isn't another one of those weird sex euphemisms...

Date: 2007-09-24 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-skin.livejournal.com
Please. We don't use euphemisms.

Date: 2007-09-24 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I'd prefer no descriptions! There are things mortal man is not meant to know for the sake of his own sanity. Details of suitemates' sex lives is up there with having a staring contest with Cthulhu when it comes to fracturing one's grasp on reality.

Date: 2007-09-24 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
I believe all of us with the privalege to room with both Jay and Kyle at once have learned this lesson well.

Date: 2007-09-24 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I feel like the guy in that one movie Mr. Marko keeps insisting is a comedy. "...the horror, the horror..."

Date: 2007-09-25 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
I don't think I've seen this movie. What's it called?

Date: 2007-09-24 07:50 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (laughing)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
I love you so much right now...

Date: 2007-09-24 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-gambit.livejournal.com
People seem to think I got made Guildmaster while I wasn't paying attention. That's kind of funny.

Date: 2007-09-24 05:50 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (confused)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Wait, huh? Guildmaster? When did this happen?

Date: 2007-09-24 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
No, no. I know this one! He's the Guildmaster, so he needs to find the... Gatekeeper? And summon Gozer the Destroyer! I saw that movie!

Date: 2007-09-25 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Does this mean he gets turned into a big scary dog with Sigourney Weaver?

Date: 2007-09-24 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pressive.livejournal.com
Mmm, donuts. Quick, hide the Boston Creme from Wanda before she does something inappropriate and a clear violation of PoSH!

Date: 2007-09-24 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
PoSH? What is a PoSH?

Date: 2007-09-24 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pressive.livejournal.com
Prevention of Sexual Harassment. You know, that class we are supposedly supposed to take every year to make sure that I don't compliment your blouse first thing when I see you each day because that means my eyes went straight for your breasts when you came in, when I should have waved and said hi first.

You know, like every day since I've started working here.

Date: 2007-09-24 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
...

I do not remember taking that class. Did I sleep through it?

Date: 2007-09-24 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-viento.livejournal.com
Nothing important, no.

Date: 2007-09-24 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Has anyone checked to make sure they are not evil donuts?

Date: 2007-09-24 07:24 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (silly)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
You mean more evil than the whole "fried pucks of lard dipped in sugar"? Evil doughnuts that plan world domination and wear funny costumes? Or make you into a mind-controlled zombie when you eat them?

Date: 2007-09-24 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
The mind-controlled zombie donuts would explain some of the police officers I have seen on the subway...

Date: 2007-09-24 07:51 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (hungry)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
That and Macdonalds.

Date: 2007-09-24 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Forge's attempts at locating companionship, meaningful or otherwise, went horrifically awry and very nearly resulted in serious bodily harm to himself and others. Myself included.

In short, business as usual.

Date: 2007-09-24 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-pete.livejournal.com
Women: no good can come of them.

Date: 2007-09-24 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Agreed. Alas, so long as the only viable alternative possesses an equal amount of trouble and a double amount of bodyhair I believe I shall content myself with the current option.

Date: 2007-09-24 10:45 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (lalala)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
The only alternative is to date Kyle?

Date: 2007-09-24 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Perhaps, if not for the discriminatory clauses pertaining to excessive bodyhair and the equal incidence of trouble which automatically exclude the whole of my own gender from the dating pool.

Of course, the point is moot as it is my policy to engage in no romantic relationship longer than the duration of a single evening. Prolonged contact only increases the odds that said date will become 1) endangered, 2) inevitably evil, or 3) some sort of blood relative.

Date: 2007-09-24 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
And they call you a mad old bastard with nothing worthwhile to pass on.

Or in the vernacular: word.

Date: 2007-09-25 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Which is the way we like it.

Date: 2007-09-25 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
What about teenage girls?

Date: 2007-09-25 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Wait, I think I've missed out on some gossip here. What happened?

Date: 2007-09-25 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Without going into labourious detail, suffice it to say that in the future potential pro-mutant socialization had best be checked against reliable sources before attendence.

Date: 2007-09-25 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
oooh, donuts! SCORE!!!
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