Mark...

[x_pete_wisdom]

What in the name of fuckery is that jar doing on your desk? I mean, I assume that the advertised purpose is a lie, because I know we've had the conversation about being in the office while all fucked up on the good drugs, and you haven't been round to share this morning...

And more importantly, who exactly was it that was stupid enough to contribute already?

Comments

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

It was Sarah's idea! We think that if I had a rack like Shakira, I'd kick ass at belly dancing.

Okay, so it made sense at the time, and apparently Betsy understands . . .

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Think of it as an investment in creating long-term loyalty amongst your employees. We care which means they care.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

How do you say these things without laughing until you sick up?

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

With style and class, m'dear.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I fully expect to get my moneys worth somehow. This is Mark, after all, and he entertains me.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I planned to send him a few dollars. I think it's important to help people achieve their dreams.

[x-gambit.livejournal.com]

I think Mark took the meaning 'double agent' completely the wrong way.