Something has shat in my liver

[x_pete_wisdom]

Word of advice, children: never go drinking with squaddies. The bastards aren't actually human, and are specially trained to be without empathy or decent feeling.

I'm going to crawl back to bed now.

Comments

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

Um, what's a squaddie? Is it like a type of mutant?

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

Be awake by five, Mr Wisdom. I shall be in the Marquis.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Sir? Do you think that you might feel so bad because you are English? My Uncle Hamish who wasn't my real uncle but that's beside the point said that you English people get hangovers because you cannot hold your liquor and that only Irish have the genetic disposition for binging properly.

Could that be like a special mutation that only Irish have?