Something has shat in my liver

[x_pete_wisdom]

Word of advice, children: never go drinking with squaddies. The bastards aren't actually human, and are specially trained to be without empathy or decent feeling.

I'm going to crawl back to bed now.

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[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

Um, what's a squaddie? Is it like a type of mutant?

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

In a sense, sunshine, in a sense.

A squaddie in this case is a bunch of lads from the South Staffordshire Regiment of the British army, who I had on secondment for a training exercise at the weekend. A bunch of large twenty-odd year olds who don't do much with their time but drink and fight. For some reason, it seemed like a really good idea to take go out for drinks with them after we were done.